"Ah," Block says, hunching over the papers, "There's your problem."

"My...Problem?" Writer peers over his shoulder curiously.

"Y'see, you're trying to paint with words, mate. But words, well, your average word, like 'the' for example, it don't mix too well with paint. Paint ain't too fond of it either. End of the day, you’re stuck talking to your own writer's block. Get us a cup of tea, love. This‘ll be a pretty big task.”

Writer sighs in defeat, “You’re not here to help me out of this are you?”

“Hah! Help you, mate? I’d be out of a job!”